When catcallers go from “Hey baby!” to “Fuck you, cunt!” in 3 seconds, you know street harassment is NOT a compliment.
if you’re having a bad day just think at least you’re not this girl…
of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process
the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe
@staff loving the new update. having my screen split in half and seeing an enlarged version of a mobile theme is exactly what i wanted to happen when i click someone’s url. i’m glad it’s finally happened. for the next update i was thinking we could just shut peoples laptops off when they click a url. i have a lot more ideas like this just contact me at this inbox
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it